Perfect description of my personality in real life.

She comes back and we share our first kiss.
“There. I got it.”

I never said I’d be sober in the first place.

I have so many drugs and alcohol to buy next week, but I want (more) alcohol right now and I just don’t know. I feel like I’m gonna spend too much on alcohol this week because this is my turn up week for alcohol then next week I’m turning up on drugs and alcohol. Decisions decisons.

I hate having to rewatch episodes of a show because I was drunk the first time and don’t remember shit.

Don’t be afraid to eat the butt.



OVO Sound

The Weeknd - King Of The Fall

God, y’all some broke boys.

I fookin hate her. Ugh.