Your girl so bad, let me get her.
The Weeknd - King Of The Fall
Did the ALS ice bucket challenge at work. My boss (techincally) filmed it lol. She’s a sweetheart.
My hand smells like bong water. It was an accident.
My outfit for the last five hours. Still watching Every Episode Ever of The Simpsons and getting drunk.
I’m turnin’ these girls into brats.
I’m out of weed. We’re in trouble, chief.
Weed and alcohol everyday, all day.
Scotch, weed and The Breakfast Club.
My homegirl fell asleep while driving and totaled her car, but she’s okay. I still want to cry though because I feel it’s my fault because she was at my house late last night and I didn’t want her to leave, so she stayed like 15 more minutes and I just feel like an asshole.