Your girl so bad, let me get her.

The Weeknd - King Of The Fall

Did the ALS ice bucket challenge at work. My boss (techincally) filmed it lol. She’s a sweetheart.

  • My mom found my bong and a bunch of empty pints so she set them all on the kitchen counter and waited for me to get home to discuss my alcoholism blah blah blah I took my bong mid conversation and started to head to my room.
  • Mom: I would like for you to leave that here.
  • Me: No way. It's mine. *laughs*
  • Mom: ...

I’ll be immortalized.

My hand smells like bong water. It was an accident.

My outfit for the last five hours. Still watching Every Episode Ever of The Simpsons and getting drunk.

I’m turnin’ these girls into brats.

I’m out of weed. We’re in trouble, chief.


We do what we want.

Weed and alcohol everyday, all day.

Scotch, weed and The Breakfast Club.

My homegirl fell asleep while driving and totaled her car, but she’s okay. I still want to cry though because I feel it’s my fault because she was at my house late last night and I didn’t want her to leave, so she stayed like 15 more minutes and I just feel like an asshole.